any old iron at all

­underneath the open sky says:
[16:59:16] ­http://www.myspace.com/sprangtunes
[16:59:39] ­don’t even ask about the background
[16:59:42] ­I don’t wanna kn
[16:59:47] ­DUDE THEY SHOOPED OUT HIS NIPPLES
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[17:01:12] ­are you sure it’s not just that one is obscured by the chain and the other is on the lower edge of his rock-hard pec and thus difficult to spot?
[17:01:41] ­http://www.myspace.com/sprangtunes/photos/2380661#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A2380661%7D I definitely see a hint of nipple there
[17:01:43] ­wtf are we doing
­underneath the open sky says:
[17:01:56] ­what the fuck are *you* doing
[17:02:01] ­I’m not staring at his nipples
[17:02:08] ­leave me alone
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[17:02:18] ­you stared at them long enough to conclude that they’d been shooped out
­underneath the open sky says:
[17:02:25] ­I GLANCED
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[17:02:25] ­you could tell by the pixels
­underneath the open sky says:
[17:02:37] ­and from having seen quite a few shirtless black men in my time

we shall arrange the blocks and toil forever and a day

Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[02:16:13] ­ok, I know ending a sentence with a preposition is bad, at least in pedant english
­underneath the open sky says:
[02:16:31] ­it is but real people don’t give a fuck
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[02:16:39] ­(though churchill or someone said “ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put”)
­underneath the open sky says:
[02:16:48] ­grammar is much more mutable and forgivable than spelling, especially online
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[02:17:03] ­but how the fuck do you resolve “Some of which I collaborated on”?
[02:17:16] ­”I collaborated on some of them” sure
[02:17:28] ­but would it be “Some of which on which I collaborated”?
­underneath the open sky says:
[02:17:40] ­I would go with the first
[02:17:49] ­and if an english language student started fretting
[02:17:57] ­I would bounce my cock off their forehead and tell them to get a real degree
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[02:18:14] ­I would like to see that
­underneath the open sky says:
[02:19:01] ­for the sheer hypocrisy?
­Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
[02:19:10] ­for the cock bouncing
[02:19:15] ­it’s an amusing mental image

I’m a magician, Spencer, a furious magician

MEANWHILE IN THE L4D EXPERT LOBBY

(0v0) Brosencrantz: I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE
(0v0) Brosencrantz: YOU’VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH APPLESAUCE
(0v0) Brosencrantz: THERE’S PLENTY OF APPLESAUCE ON YOUR PLATE
(0v0) Havokroft: I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR MY LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
(0v0) Havokroft: I LOVE YOU, SPENCER
(0v0) Default joined.
(0v0) Havokroft: I’M GOING TO SPANK YOU SILLY
(0v0) Havokroft: oh hi
(0v0) Havokroft: we were just…ah
(0v0) Havokroft: >_>
(0v0) Default: you don’t need to explain
(0v0) Brosencrantz: I’M GOING TO CUT INTEREST RATES IN HALF
(0v0) Brosencrantz: BUT I NEED YOUR TEETH