Criminal went pretty well. Disappointingly thin on unlawful-act manslaughter, and a bizarre number of typos in the script, but Theft went like dishonestly appropriated clockwork, the chaps brutalising each other on the assault course ticked almost every box in the Offences against the Person Act in style, and I got to waffle, dissemble and shoehorn in some inchoate offences.

I’m as tired as I’ve ever been, goodnight.