made it, 媽! top of the world!

We had accidentally timed our trip to coincide with tomb-sweeping weekend, when good Taiwanese go to their ancestors’ graves in the countryside and maintain them. Taiwan has about the best public transport network I’ve ever experienced, but it was likely to be packed completely solid, and we needed to get to Tainan, halfway across the country. HSR (bullet train) tickets with seat reservations had sold out well in advance; they always have several unreserved coaches, but it’s first-come-first-served onto the train, so we were expecting a fair bit of queueing on platforms. However, we took a punt at a ticket machine while in the station to lock up our bags, and managed to nab two seats on a perfectly timed train that evening! On top of managing (mainly through luck and Fran’s diligence) to get tickets for the Alishan forest railway (more anon, but tickets sell out instantly online and you have to be fortunate to catch the trickle of cancellations) we were rather chuffed; everything was coming up Milhouse.

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generalissimo peanut

Breakfast on the fifth day was at a “Western” breakfast burger place called Laya Burger. Not quite believing it, I ordered the promotional KitKat burger which turned out to be a nice spicy chicken burger with crushed molten kitkat on it. I’m not sure what I expected. Next up was a personal indulgence, a railway museum built in the lovely Japanese-occupation-era Railway Ministry building, which combined good production values, strong English translations and lots of little models with the highly specialised love of train obsessives everywhere (although it didn’t have any actual trains). It also clearly had a bit more space than it knew what to do with, leading to a couple of quite random exhibits, but was a charming warmup to the Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall.

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“a cup of innumerable splendours”

Looking back, I think this was actually my favourite: “This vessel was commissioned by Le Ji-xian to be cherished forever by all descendants to come.” If only he knew!

When the Chinese Civil War was conclusively turning against the Nationalists in the late 1940s and they fled to Taiwan, they looted as much of the country as they could get their hands on, including most of the cream of China’s museums. With the Red Guards subsequently destroying as much of Chinese civilisation as they could get their hands on twenty years later, this has in retrospect turned out to be a wonderful act (although I feel the KMT shouldn’t get more credit than they deserved at the time) and has left the National Palace Museum in Taipei as a slightly displaced Greatest Hits of mainland Chinese material culture.

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the lost marbles of Taroko

Taroko Gorge’s depictions in the National Museum raised our expectations; the knowledge that it had been devastated by an earthquake in 2024 tempered them. Our tour booking* was caveated with warnings that a) many attractive parts were still in ruins, and b) if it rained too heavily they’d have to cancel for fear of landslips. It was raining quite heavily as we ate our little packed breakfast from the B&B, but the minivan arrived with four fellow travellers and our guide (an unusually tall Taiwanese bloke with a camo jacket and a deep voice) told us that there was still a chance of cancelling the gorge itself but that he’d do his best to make sure the day was interesting.

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paregoric blues

Section of “The Beauty of Taroko” landscape by Ma Pai-Sui (also written Bashui). These panels are over two metres high.

We started the grey, rainy second day with another Nick Kembel recommendation, a breakfast place called Ding Yuan Soy Milk, very popular with Japanese tourists. We ate xiaolongbao (little dumplings full of broth, not a million miles from khinkali), fried chive pockets, hot bowls of soy milk (Fran’s sweet, mine savoury with croutons and a slight cottage cheesy texture), and a clay-oven sesame bun. We picked up our train tickets for later at a convenience shop, in a ritual which will be fine the second time but was awkward the first (you enter your details in a kiosk thing which then gives you a receipt that you then take to the till and print tickets…?) This was a different district, a little quieter and more businesslike than Ximending, with gloomy passages through buildings and staircases promising abandoned underground shopping areas, and random shops with excellent names: Mikhail, THREEGUN, Master Max, Murder Gentle.

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of damp cats and coal mines

The first impression Taiwan gave was of compactness: a small amount of heavily exploited flatland, a lot of unhelpfully steep hills, and a buildable grey-zone between them full of buildings and land reshaped to accommodate each other. Layers of road and rail viaducts crossed each other; very seriously embanked rivers and mossy, steep-walled storm drains suggested everything might get very wet very quickly. The smooth, swift metro dropped us off in the Ximending district, where we found our hotel, past shopfronts crammed with computer valves and maneki-neko, and headed, jetlag-addled but famished, for the Raohe Street Night Market.

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