Is your character an adult man? YES
Is your character linked with sports? NO
Does your character live in England? YES
Does your character have children? NO
Has your character really existed? NO (The cunning djinn guesses it’s you in nothing flat if you don’t claim to be fictional.)
Is your character from a TV series? NO
Is your character a barbarian? PROBABLY NOT/NOT REALLY
Does your character use guns? I DON’T KNOW
Is your character part of an evil group? YES
Is your character found in a novel? YES (In the acknowledgements of several, thank you Mr Reeve.)
Is your character bad? PROBABLY/PARTIALLY
Is your character the main character of the work in which he appears? YES
Does your character have a famous quote? I DON’T KNOW
Does your character live with his mother? NO (well, I’ll be moving back in with the folks in a couple of weeks, but…)
Has your character ever been in a movie? NO
Is your character a human being? PROBABLY/PARTIALLY
Has your character been into the future? NO
Does your character rub shoulders with vampires? NO
Does your character drive a car? NO
Is your character linked with drugs? NO

I don’t know how to respond to this.