for fear of living in regret says:
have you read Fever Crumb?
or something says:
I have, but I forgot most of it
for fear of living in regret says:
ah
so it’d be hard to coerce you into helping me with a Fever-based song and dance number
or something says:
more or less impossible
for fear of living in regret says:
Down south of the Barbican, raised and bred
In crazy old Godshawk’s giant metal head
chillin’, Scriven fearin’, engineerin’ all cool
and all makin’ some paper boys for the council’s rule
when an army of nomads, they were up to no good
started try’na mobilise my neighbourhood
Dr Crumb saw the cockney mobs and he got scared
or something says:
…wow
for fear of living in regret says:
he said “you’re ridin’ in this heat-balloon, up in the air”
yes, I did actually make that up on the spot
or something says:
holy shit
you should become a rapper
you could be bigger than flight of the conchords
for fear of living in regret says:
they’re not very big
or something says:
ssh
they’re big in my heart
for fear of living in regret says:
mine too
perhaps I should try a different angle
or something says:
like what?
for fear of living in regret says:
fever, fever when you’re weird-eyed, fever when you’re always right
or something says:
no
for fear of living in regret says:
fever, fever in the morning
fever all through the night
Tag: conversations
sabre rattlin’
Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
it’s not like it’s gonna affect argentina beyond “bawww no oil for them”
falklands are 300 miles away from their coast
empty space and you says:
but still closer to them than anywhere else, so they think they have a right
Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
it doesn’t work like that
or else we could claim iceland
could build a pipeline funneling their lava across the sea to britain
have the whole country running on geothermal \o/
empty space and you says:
why am I always drinking tea when you say things like that
“what kind of car do you drive, nick?” “your mom’s car.” “that ain’t cool. serious.”
empty space and you says:
“We are not little men, and there is nothing that we are afraid of except Drink, and we have signed a Contrack on that. Therefore, we are going away to be Kings.”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
cool holiday plans bro
empty space and you says:
so hey, want to drive to turkmenistan and set ourselves up as tinpot emperors?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
you passed your theory, right?
empty space and you says:
yeah
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
should be enough
he passed away a true old west original/and near the end he liked it sprinkled on his food
baccarat detector says:
man I really ought to get my hearing looked at
just took drugs without meaning to
Hovercraft says:
*mumblemumblemumble*
…what
baccarat detector says:
me: OO CAKE
[redacted male]: mumble mumble it’s her cake
me: hey [redacted female] can I have some cake?
[redacted female]: mumble mumble
me: NOM
[redacted female]: YOU ARE AWARE THAT WAS HASH CAKE RIGHT
me: …oh. Am I cool now?
Hovercraft says:
…so you’re cooler than me without even trying?
baccarat detector says:
obviously
and now I have a funny anecdote for when anyone asks me if I’ve ever had weed
Hovercraft says:
[redacted the third] mentioned her friend was gonna hold a hash cake party ages ago and I’d be invited if I wanted, I said yes because I’m a “try anything as long as it’s not heroin or similar fucked up shit” mentality
but said party never materialised
baccarat detector says:
shouldn’t have any particularly ill effects
[redacted male] said that it wasn’t strong at all
and that dude… knows his weed >_>
Hovercraft says:
see, somehow I’ve never hung around with the necessary people to enable me to try it
also you should totally spike your next batch of flapjacks with LSD or something
baccarat detector says:
actually I did make… that exact joke *awesomeface*
your mother’s so fat she takes four heavy support slots
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
I wonder if there’s a pro building group
*prop
butane daydreams says:
“yeah we’re all about the new TC5613s, no other tower crane does what it does, lifting torque 800kilonewtons, shift them girders like nothing else”
“TC5613 is shit tier bro what’re you going to do with an 8-ton load? carry your cheap john deere cement mixers to the top of your three-storey buildings? lololololol”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
wtf
and wow
butane daydreams says:
an imaginary pro builder tower crane flamewar
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
it….
it was surprisingly realistic
butane daydreams says:
yeah I looked up a crane’s specs
my retarded jokes are AIRTIGHT
…
Hovercraft says:
aren’t you supposed to be doing a degree?
OH GOD, NOT BI-weapons here!
says:
and it’s not high-impact for long, you quickly get used to murdering piles upon piles of zombies
empty space and you says:
this is also true
I am so desensitised to zombie killing
Hovercraft says:
ja
empty space and you says:
you know, if there ever IS a zombie plague virus, you and I can be well relied upon to gun down ravening hordes of once-human creatures
although
we probably can’t be trusted around painkillers
Hovercraft says:
pills here! p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
empty space and you says:
GRAB EVERYTHING I CAN
Hovercraft says:
pills here! pills here! piiiiillllsssss heeeerrrrre
empty space and you says:
someone’s gonna need these…
ahhhhhhh
Hovercraft says:
gragragragragragrabbin’ pillz!
empty space and you says:
ppppppeeelz
oh god we’re such fucking nerds ._.
Ork physiology can survive anything up to and including removal of the entire Ork
butane daydreams says:
WAT
butane daydreams says:
the fucking italians
butane daydreams says:
in ww1
butane daydreams says:
DESIGNED A CHAINSAW BOAT
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
ahahahahaha
butane daydreams says:
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
jokes
butane daydreams says:
“In the aftermath of Rizzo’s attack on Wien, the Austrians strengthened their boom defenses until hand-held hydraulic shears could no longer overcome them. The Italians responded with a special type of MAS, the Grillo or “Cricket.” This was a slow, quiet, electrically driven boat inspired by the British rhomboid tanks. It combined the flat-bottomed hull of a landing craft
butane daydreams says:
with a pair of 45-cm torpedoes in side-dropping gear and two hook-studded, engine-driven chains mounted on either side of the hull.”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
….right
butane daydreams says:
ohhhh they were for climbing over the boom chains rather than cutting them
butane daydreams says:
…
butane daydreams says:
…
butane daydreams says:
THAT’S EVEN MORE INSANE
butane daydreams says:
WHAT THE FUCK, ITALY
underneath the open sky 