Just realised I never actually posted this. I was absurdly proud of it at the time. (rake-blackguard was part of my four-pack L4D2 preorder, and I wanted my request for payment to be… a bit special.)
Tag: l4d
I’m a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
MEANWHILE IN THE L4D EXPERT LOBBY
(0v0) Brosencrantz: I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE
(0v0) Brosencrantz: YOU’VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH APPLESAUCE
(0v0) Brosencrantz: THERE’S PLENTY OF APPLESAUCE ON YOUR PLATE
(0v0) Havokroft: I NEED YOUR TEETH FOR MY LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND
(0v0) Havokroft: I LOVE YOU, SPENCER
(0v0) Default joined.
(0v0) Havokroft: I’M GOING TO SPANK YOU SILLY
(0v0) Havokroft: oh hi
(0v0) Havokroft: we were just…ah
(0v0) Havokroft: >_>
(0v0) Default: you don’t need to explain
(0v0) Brosencrantz: I’M GOING TO CUT INTEREST RATES IN HALF
(0v0) Brosencrantz: BUT I NEED YOUR TEETH
(0v0) Brosencrantz/(0v0) Guildenbot/(0v0) Default
5/5
Yeah, we pro.
Hard Rain
3/5
we pro
glug glug thump thump
Oh, Bill.
;_;
“Ellis, you’re carrying like ten different guns.”
L4D/2 autoexec file backed up. Move along, nothing to see here, citizen.
You can’t shoot a ghost, Nick. Shit, that ain’t rocket science.
PS IM FAT
Also, because it’s funny and so you don’t have to comment on the depressing wall of drivel below, I had a strange L4D moment in the Arts block toilets seeing an A4 poster with a variety of handwritten graffiti on it:
The actual text, which you can’t really see on the crap phone camera:
“ONLY SWINES DON’T”
Below it: “Maybe that’s because they don’t actually have hands?”
Little arrow: “What about spider pig?”
Far right, in reply to this: “Left filthy trotter marks on walls and ceiling.”
underneath the open sky 