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* Brosencrantz has changed their name to [cO/] Teasencrantz
* [COGS] Premasiri has changed their name to [cO/] Teamasiri
[cO/] Teasencrantz: I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT
[cO/] Teamasiri: SHORT AND STOUT
[cO/] Teasencrantz: HERE IS MY HANDLE
[cO/] Teamasiri: HERE IS MY SPOUT
[cO/] Teasencrantz: WHEN THE KETTLE’S BOILING
[cO/] Teamasiri: HEAR ME SHOUT
[cO/] Teasencrantz: TIP ME UP
[cO/] Teamasiri: AND POUR ME OUT
[cO/] Teasencrantz: o/\o 
[cO/] Teamasiri: o/\o

My little bro is a pretty terrible person, but sometimes he shines.

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Brosencrantz:
[02:53:31] ­http://sergeydolya.livejournal.com/260172.html#cutid1 the fuck
Hovercraft:
[02:54:28] ­goodness me
Brosencrantz:
[02:55:48] ­ what’s with the face on that woman being fucked by a dog
Hovercraft:
[02:55:52] ­wow, medieval western artists didn’t know about the vanishing point, but they at least had a go at painting things in perspective
Brosencrantz:
[02:55:57] ­she looks like a week of rigor mortis
Hovercraft:
[02:55:58] ­the japanese really didn’t have a fucking clue
Brosencrantz:
[02:56:30] ­yeah
[02:56:45] ­compare the european woman being fucked by the dog and the japanese woman being fucked by the dog and WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING
[02:57:07] ­also the european dog is cuter
[02:57:12] ­he looks like his name should be wuffles
[02:57:19] ­the japanese dog looks like a predatory fucking dinosaur
Hovercraft:
[02:57:24] ­I can’t fap to any of this

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Cantrix: I’m sure I’ve asked you this before, but have you ever tried skiing at all?
Cantrix: I know you don’t generally, I just wasn’t sure if you’d had a go
Brosencrantz: I tried it once ages ago and sucked, but I’d like to give it a proper shot!
Brosencrantz: I went on one skiing holiday with a school friend when I was like 13, I definitely preferred the toboggan, I kept falling over and twisting my ankle in skis
Brosencrantz: we were staying with his uncle in Austria
Brosencrantz: his uncle had a cool lodger called Gunther who was meant to be working at the ski lodge but just sat around all day eating coco pops in his underpants
Brosencrantz: the day we left he got fired from the lodge
Brosencrantz: then he actually went outside to go skiing, and crashed into a tree and broke all his arms and legs
Brosencrantz: then he got called up for national service
Brosencrantz: such is life in Austria
Cantrix: This is not how skiing normally works.
Brosencrantz: Oh.

addendum

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[23:01:27] Hovercraft: but yeah, verisimilitude is such a good word
[23:01:29] Hovercraft: and concept
[23:01:29] Brosencrantz: it IS
[23:01:58] Hovercraft: maybe we can work it into the title of our new “Sweet Brosen and Hover Jeff analyse vidya, while trying their damnedest to avoid turning into wanking hipster cunts about it”
[23:02:02] Hovercraft: feature
[23:02:30] Brosencrantz: well
[23:02:33] Brosencrantz: I’m writing art criticism right now
[23:02:39] Brosencrantz: I think that ship has sailed, and is about to be torpedoed

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Cantrix: (re: wireless issues) Hopefully it won’t go on much longer, I want to finish series 3 :(
Brosencrantz: Bleh, my sympathies. You’ve got me back on an Avatar kick, I want to rewatch it all now!
Brosencrantz: In fact I might even go on a bit of an Avatar…
Brosencrantz: B-)
Brosencrantz: bender.
Cantrix: …
Brosencrantz: So uh
Brosencrantz: am I dumped now?

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[16:59:51] Hovercraft: ya
[16:59:55] Brosencrantz: don’t say “ya”
[17:00:03] Hovercraft: иа
[17:00:08] Brosencrantz: acceptable
[17:00:20] Hovercraft: no wait
[17:00:23] Hovercraft: я
[17:00:25] Brosencrantz: wouldn’t it just be я
[17:00:36] Brosencrantz: yes

…

[22:49:11] LaughingCavalier: yah
[22:49:16] LaughingCavalier: would be sweet, but I’m not a designer
[22:49:18] Hovercraft: coo’
[22:49:18] Brosencrantz: god you’re doing it too
[22:49:30] Hovercraft: гап я
[22:49:36] Brosencrantz: JUST SAY YES OR я YOU FUCKER
[22:50:06] Brosencrantz: oh god bill
[22:50:06] Brosencrantz: dammit
[22:51:05] Hovercraft: :з

we sail tonight for singapore

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(Prompted by reading this article)

(and listening to this song, though I really shouldn’t have to tell you that, sort your life out)

Hovercraft: WE SAIL TONIGHT FOR SINGAPORE
Hovercraft: WE’RE ALL AS CLEAN AS CHOIRBOYS HERE
Brosencrantz: I’VE FALLEN FOR A SANCTIONED WHORE
Hovercraft: TOOK OFF TO THE LAND OF JEANS
Brosencrantz: WENT SHOPPING WITH THE CHINAMEN
Brosencrantz: CLEANED UP THE SEWERS OF PARIS
Hovercraft: THE CAPTAIN IS A CORPORATE SHILL
Hovercraft: HE’S REPORTING THROWN DICE ALONG THE WHARF TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES
Hovercraft: IN THE HALL OF THE BLAND THE SINGAPOREAN MAN IS KING
Hovercraft: SO TAKE THIS COUPON
Brosencrantz: PAT HIM DOWN FOR CHEWING-GUM
Brosencrantz: TAKE AWAY HIS STOCK OF RUM
Brosencrantz: FROM NOW ON BOYS THIS GLASSY MALL’S YOUR HOME
Brosencrantz: (huh the line “wash your mouth out by the door” doesn’t actually need to be modified)
Hovercraft: WIPE HIM DOWN WITH VASELINE
Hovercraft: TILL HIS ARMS ARE SOFT AND CLEAN
Brosencrantz: PICK THE LITTER FROM THE FLOOR
Brosencrantz: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT BY THE DOOR

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Me: “Hello, what’s all this in aid of?”
Cold, sheepish-looking folks behind huge table of cupcakes: “We’re um Christian Union, we’re um giving out cake.”
“Ooh! So the cake is FREE?”
“Yes, Christian Union. Did you see our tent on campus?”
“I did. Hard to miss. Free cake?”
“We’re doing things like this all over campus, to talk to students.”
“So you’re handing out free cakes to benighted heathens?”
“Well-”
(NOM)
“I wouldn’t put it in QUITE those words-”
(NOM)
“But yes,”
(NOM)
“free cake.”
“Must dash, cheers for the cake! Big ups to God, yo.”