your mother’s so fat she takes four heavy support slots

On October 21, 2009January 28, 2014 By brosencrantzIn Uncategorised5 Comments

Informal, often used to show contempt says:
I wonder if there’s a pro building group
*prop
butane daydreams says:
“yeah we’re all about the new TC5613s, no other tower crane does what it does, lifting torque 800kilonewtons, shift them girders like nothing else”
“TC5613 is shit tier bro what’re you going to do with an 8-ton load? carry your cheap john deere cement mixers to the top of your three-storey buildings? lololololol”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
wtf
and wow
butane daydreams says:
an imaginary pro builder tower crane flamewar
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
it….
it was surprisingly realistic
butane daydreams says:
yeah I looked up a crane’s specs
my retarded jokes are AIRTIGHT

…

Hovercraft says:
aren’t you supposed to be doing a degree?

OH GOD, NOT BI-weapons here!

On September 26, 2009January 28, 2014 By brosencrantzIn Uncategorised2 Comments

Wut, Oz? Wut?

says:
and it’s not high-impact for long, you quickly get used to murdering piles upon piles of zombies
empty space and you says:
this is also true
I am so desensitised to zombie killing
Hovercraft says:
ja
empty space and you says:
you know, if there ever IS a zombie plague virus, you and I can be well relied upon to gun down ravening hordes of once-human creatures
although
we probably can’t be trusted around painkillers
Hovercraft says:
pills here! p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
empty space and you says:
GRAB EVERYTHING I CAN
Hovercraft says:
pills here! pills here! piiiiillllsssss heeeerrrrre
empty space and you says:
someone’s gonna need these…
ahhhhhhh
Hovercraft says:
gragragragragragrabbin’ pillz!
empty space and you says:
ppppppeeelz
oh god we’re such fucking nerds ._.

Ork physiology can survive anything up to and including removal of the entire Ork

On March 13, 2009January 28, 2014 By brosencrantzIn Uncategorised2 Comments

butane daydreams says:
WAT
butane daydreams says:
the fucking italians
butane daydreams says:
in ww1
butane daydreams says:
DESIGNED A CHAINSAW BOAT
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
ahahahahaha
butane daydreams says:

Informal, often used to show contempt says:
jokes
butane daydreams says:
“In the aftermath of Rizzo’s attack on Wien, the Austrians strengthened their boom defenses until hand-held hydraulic shears could no longer overcome them. The Italians responded with a special type of MAS, the Grillo or “Cricket.” This was a slow, quiet, electrically driven boat inspired by the British rhomboid tanks. It combined the flat-bottomed hull of a landing craft
butane daydreams says:
with a pair of 45-cm torpedoes in side-dropping gear and two hook-studded, engine-driven chains mounted on either side of the hull.”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
….right
butane daydreams says:
ohhhh they were for climbing over the boom chains rather than cutting them
butane daydreams says:
…
butane daydreams says:
…
butane daydreams says:
THAT’S EVEN MORE INSANE
butane daydreams says:
WHAT THE FUCK, ITALY

just a series of moments

On March 4, 2009January 28, 2014 By brosencrantzIn Uncategorised1 Comment

statistically insignificant says:
what would you wish for? what would make life seem less crap?
Imogen says:
i would like very much to win the debating competition
Imogen says:
and also for a large cat to be sat on me
statistically insignificant says:
your wishes are much more realistic than mine
Imogen says:
so what do you want then
statistically insignificant says:
immortality
statistically insignificant says:
and a spaceship

feel the JOY of TRANSCODING

On February 12, 2009January 28, 2014 By brosencrantzIn Uncategorised1 Comment

underneath the open sky says:
the rejection would destroy me inside and turn me to a down-and-out hobo
underneath the open sky says:
knowing nothing, seeing nothing, hating everything
Imogen says:
it really annoys me when you make fun of me
underneath the open sky says:
I thought you’d like it.
underneath the open sky says:
and, well, I’d apologise but I know that annoys you too, what am I to do?
Imogen says:
dunno, you seem to be in a rather sticky situation
underneath the open sky says:
I shall change the subject and move on swiftly
underneath the open sky says:
cream soda is surprisingly nice
Imogen says:
it is sooo yummy