madder than a mile-high statue of himself

for fear of living in regret says:
have you read Fever Crumb?
or something says:
I have, but I forgot most of it
for fear of living in regret says:
ah
so it’d be hard to coerce you into helping me with a Fever-based song and dance number
or something says:
more or less impossible
for fear of living in regret says:
Down south of the Barbican, raised and bred
In crazy old Godshawk’s giant metal head
chillin’, Scriven fearin’, engineerin’ all cool
and all makin’ some paper boys for the council’s rule
when an army of nomads, they were up to no good
started try’na mobilise my neighbourhood
Dr Crumb saw the cockney mobs and he got scared

or something says:
…wow
for fear of living in regret says:
he said “you’re ridin’ in this heat-balloon, up in the air”
yes, I did actually make that up on the spot
or something says:
holy shit
you should become a rapper
you could be bigger than flight of the conchords
for fear of living in regret says:
they’re not very big
or something says:
ssh
they’re big in my heart
for fear of living in regret says:
mine too
perhaps I should try a different angle
or something says:
like what?
for fear of living in regret says:
fever, fever when you’re weird-eyed, fever when you’re always right
or something says:
no
for fear of living in regret says:
fever, fever in the morning
fever all through the night

sabre rattlin’

Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
it’s not like it’s gonna affect argentina beyond “bawww no oil for them”
falklands are 300 miles away from their coast
empty space and you says:
but still closer to them than anywhere else, so they think they have a right
Wild Bill Hovercraft says:
it doesn’t work like that
or else we could claim iceland 
could build a pipeline funneling their lava across the sea to britain
have the whole country running on geothermal \o/
empty space and you says:
why am I always drinking tea when you say things like that

Ork physiology can survive anything up to and including removal of the entire Ork

butane daydreams says:
WAT
butane daydreams says:
the fucking italians
butane daydreams says:
in ww1
butane daydreams says:
DESIGNED A CHAINSAW BOAT
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
ahahahahaha
butane daydreams says:

Informal, often used to show contempt says:
jokes
butane daydreams says:
“In the aftermath of Rizzo’s attack on Wien, the Austrians strengthened their boom defenses until hand-held hydraulic shears could no longer overcome them. The Italians responded with a special type of MAS, the Grillo or “Cricket.” This was a slow, quiet, electrically driven boat inspired by the British rhomboid tanks. It combined the flat-bottomed hull of a landing craft
butane daydreams says:
with a pair of 45-cm torpedoes in side-dropping gear and two hook-studded, engine-driven chains mounted on either side of the hull.”
Informal, often used to show contempt says:
….right
butane daydreams says:
ohhhh they were for climbing over the boom chains rather than cutting them
butane daydreams says:

butane daydreams says:

butane daydreams says:
THAT’S EVEN MORE INSANE
butane daydreams says:
WHAT THE FUCK, ITALY