Me: “Hello, what’s all this in aid of?”
Cold, sheepish-looking folks behind huge table of cupcakes: “We’re um Christian Union, we’re um giving out cake.”
“Ooh! So the cake is FREE?”
“Yes, Christian Union. Did you see our tent on campus?”
“I did. Hard to miss. Free cake?”
“We’re doing things like this all over campus, to talk to students.”
“So you’re handing out free cakes to benighted heathens?”
“Well-”
(NOM)
“I wouldn’t put it in QUITE those words-”
(NOM)
“But yes,”
(NOM)
“free cake.”
“Must dash, cheers for the cake! Big ups to God, yo.”