Dear Oliver
You are the best brother. You are brilliant and amazing and capable and wonderful. I would name my firstborn after you any day. How about that win7 disc?
Dear Ask4
You are surprisingly good and helpful. If you had been the first ISP I had ever had to deal with, I would be crying salt tears as soon as I got into the real world.
Dear Scan.co.uk
Your customer service, especially the queue that had me listening to a glib recorded voice talking about how great your customer service was for six minutes without pause or repetition, can fall in a well of dicks. But you can have my money anyway because that was a good deal.
(Now on internet-capable laptop, the rebuilding of desktop will happen… one day.)
underneath the open sky 
Ooh! Is it Ask4? My internet suddenly stopped working on Friday night and I haven’t been in the flat to check it since. Do I have to do Clever Things to it?
Internet went down across the block because Moose was playing with the switchbox like the drunken fucktard he is, it should be working again.